Douluo: Modify the dialogue, everyone goes crazy

After crossing into the Douluo Dalu (soul land) world, Zhang Fan gains a "dialogue modification system" that rewards him for twisting the plot into absurdity. During Tang San's martial soul awakening, he alters Blue Silver Grass into a Blue Silver Chicken (cultivated for 2.5 years) and the Haotian Hammer into a Haotian Dog, leaving Tang Hao convinced Tang San isn’t his biological son. The system grants Zhang Fan 100 modification points, exchangeable for treasures like the Nine Yang Divine Skill.Further chaos ensues:Tang San’s Heavenly “Lan” Sword becomes the Heavenly “Shang” Sword, wielding ice, fire, thunder, and darkness attributes, plus the ability to summon seven overpowered beasts.When Tang San vows to apprentice under Yu Xiaogang, the term “master” is swapped with “godmother,” baffling Yu Xiaogang. Later, Yu Xiaogang’s mouth swells from poison, forcing Tang San to “suck out the toxin” via a cringe-inducing kiss.Witnessing this, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Dai Mubai are petrified in horror, questioning the insanity of the altered reality.JUST SUPPORT ME! ????