THE ALMIGHTY SYSTEM IS JUST A LEWD GIRL

“Congratulations, Eiji Kagemaru. Cause of death: Virginity. Error Error. Pervert restarting second life in progress.” The last thing I had expected before dying was my computer and phone calling me a virgin. One second I was rage quitting in the middle of a dungeon raid,headsets thrown across the room,pizza crust clenched like a weapon. My phone had slipped out of my hand and instead of falling to the ground, it was like time had stopped and it got suspended in the air and I got a snarky voice from my own device. My name is Eiji Kagemaru, online everyone just called me Eight. My old gamer ID. It was supposed to sound cool but it didn't. People just spammed “Haha 8 inches” in chats until I muted half my friends list. Now I was floating in some void, naked,with glowing system screens circling me like vultures and I just realized that I have been transmigrated into another world with an Almighty system that is just a lewd girl with an impossibly dirty mind and the darkest, kinkiest fantasies and I would have to follow her rules,complete her quests or be seeking my own death in this world which means, I'd never get to go back to my own world again