Zombies Need Love Too!

I’m obsessed with zombie stories. Truly.

If I ever woke up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, I was fairly certain I’d be just fine.

As in, I’d survive. As a human, obviously.

That was the plan, anyway…

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Um... just wondering, but do I look like a zombie to you?

“Grr... grrr grrrk?”

The machete guy gave his weapon a quick shake and narrowed his eyes at me.

“This one’s pretty chatty.”

Right. So much for that plan.

Who the hell expects to reincarnate as a zombie?